Lila Rose, an anti-abortion activist spoke last week at a Value Voters Summit, saying that as long as abortions are legal they should be “done in the public square until we were so sick and tired of seeing them that we would do away with the injustice all together.” She may be on to something here, but she doesn’t go far enough, if you are going to shame your citizens into action, you’ll have to go all the way, beginning to end. (pun intended)
So I propose that every act of conception also be done in the public square whether drunken, sponge worthy, rebellion, make up, intentional, spontaneous, or friends with benefits and in Chicago I have the perfect spot for this development; block 37. With this action we’ll be able to show the complex nature of human sexual chemistry in its non-Hollywood splendor, non workout female to male. No longer will we be subjected to the drop dead model to six pack abs freak sexual hook up. Finally people will wake up and see those beers commercials for what they really are, mini porno shoots.
But to be truly fair we also need to show the intentional breeders live births from the very first “OH MY FUCHING GOD” labor pain to the emergency C-section, to the placenta dropping out, and if the parent(s) choose to cook that up we’ll have to show that as well. I’m thinking that this public square idea would like amateur porn meets “ER”, perhaps the Food Network could get a tie in. Does anyone know if Obama’s plate is too full?