Ultra-violet rays are washing over all the boys and girls
as their moms lay tanning by the pool
oh look, their dad is arriving home…all the children hug his neck…unaware of their inheritence
All of the experts say you ought to start them young,
that way they’ll naturally learn to love the taste of corporate cum.
God bless the Indian Summer
Don’t you just love the sun, doesn’t it make you feel good all over?
It’s my pleasure to announce in conjunction with the Fed, and my recent popularity
thanks in part to mother nature, it will never rain again…it should do wonders for the GNP.
If you’re just joining us now you’ve missed a brilliant speech.
We go now live to the street to find out what the voters think.
"These words are miracles…"
"I just now bought a brand new car."
God Bless the Indian Summer