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Penetration


Have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head,
Or a successful man who keeps with unsuccessful friends?
You only think you did, and I could have sworn I saw it too.
But as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.

And if it isn’t making dollars, then it isn’t making sense
If you aren’t moving units, then you’re not worth the expense
If you really want to make it, you best remember this,
"If it isn’t penetration, then it isn’t worth a kiss."

We’re so sorry sir, but you did not quite make the cut this time,
And we’d appreciate it if you cleared your stuff out by five.
Don’t take it personal, everyone knows you did your best…
If it makes it easier, you should look at it from my perspective…

And if it isn’t making dollars, then it isn’t making sense
If you aren’t moving units, then you’re not worth the expense
If you really want to make it, you best remember this,
"If it isn’t penetration, then it isn’t worth a kiss."

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