But the protesting thing is getting old. We figure it’s time to give up our placards and trade them in for some PowerPoint presentations. We’ve decided to drop our commitment to advocacy and adopt a more lucrative career — consulting.
With long histories as gadflies, we bring a unique perspective to business consulting. Since we’ve never been inside the box, we think outside the box as a matter of course. Our unique point of view can provide shareholders and management with solutions that will dramatically cut costs and raise revenues.
In this era of ruthless of competition, we deliver ideas that will boost a company’s earnings and productivity. We can show you how, by firing a single individual, you can save millions of dollars. We show you how to outsource your CEO.
In recent years, hundreds of
Why not? After all, equally skilled and experienced chief executives in Europe and Asia earn a fraction of what
The prospective savings to your company’s shareholders are immense. You get the same quality of corporate leadership, but at a much more reasonable price. Goodbye Michael Eisner, hello Gunter Thielen and Nobuyuki Idei.
We understand that your company may be concerned that off-shoring the CEO could impact performance. That’s why we have a Two-for-One Plan. For the same salary you pay one American CEO, you can get a CEO in Europe and one in
The benefits to your company go beyond cost savings alone. When you offshore the boss, you get rid of the person that hourly workers and management employees alike love to hate. Just think how it will boost worker morale to see the CEO booted out the door. The resulting increases in worker productivity will pleasantly surprise you.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If it makes sense to increase profits by outsourcing skilled labor, let’s save big money by outsourcing the most uncompetitive worker in the
Jason Mark and Kevin Danaher are the authors of ‘Insurrection: Citizen Challenges to Corporate Power’ (Routledge, 2003). They work for the human rights organization Global Exchange.