While digesting Reader's Digest in the back of the dirty book store (ret)
A plastic flag with gum on the back fell out on the floor (ret)
Well I picked it up and I ran outside and slapped it on my windowshield
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and if I could see old Betsy Ross, I'd tell her how proud I feel. (ret)
(Chorus): But your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore (ret)
They're already overcrowded from your dirty little war (ret)
And Jesus don't like killing no matter what the reason's for (ret)
And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore. (ret)
(verse):
Well I went to the bank this morning and the cashier said to me(ret)
If you join the Christmas Club we'll give you ten of them flags for free
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Well, I didn't mess around a bit, I took him up on what he said (ret)
And I stuck them stickers all over my car and one on my wife's forehead
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Repeat Chorus:
Well I got my windowshield so filled with flags I couldn't see (ret)
So I ran my car upside a curb and right into a tree (ret)
By the time they got a doctor down, I was already dead(ret)
And I'll never understand why the man standing at the pearly gates said
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Repeat chorus