Suspend your western cussedness
That looks for a vaccine;
Make a dash to the nearest shed,
And gulp cow’s urine.
Cow’s urine that cancer cures—
What is a Corona then?
It’s just that we have been corrupted by
A schooling rational.
Think how many lives are lost
To a logical itch;
Now at least let us embrace
That divine bovine switch.
Then there is dung that equally
Disinfects disease;
Where anti-biotics in the end
Our contagions increase.
Perhaps we first must colonise
The colonizers of old,
Before Capital will pills produce
From dung, urine, and ancient mold.
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