“People are a waste of good and don’t bother learning Chinese,
Thou shalt find oneself perturbed by less verbose calamities,
Just grab some Heinz Baked Beans a twelve gauge bandoleer and tin dog food,
And we’ll eat your dog, bury our dead or eat them instead,
It’s entirely up to you, and
“Oh my,
When I hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night, and,
Oh why?
Well from now until your grandkids finally get what YOU deserve,
I’m gonna be stuck here with you Wookies, eating fortune cookies,
Until my guts churn.”
“People are a waste of good and don’t bother learning Chinese,
Thou shalt find oneself perturbed by less verbose calamities,
Just grab some Heinz Baked Beans a twelve gauge bandoleer and tin dog food,
And we’ll eat your dog, bury our dead or eat them instead,
It’s entirely up to you, and
“Oh my,
When I hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night, and,
Oh why?
Well from now until your grandkids finally get what YOU deserve,
I’m gonna be stuck here with you Wookies, eating fortune cookies,
Until my guts churn.”